FIESTA ST LIFE

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 07/08/2014 at 23:14 • Filed to: Fiesta ST, autocross

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This is what I did to celebrate our nation's independence - I drove a 'Murican car designed by tea chugging queen humpers and built in the land of lazy farmhands who don't speak english to a mid pack finish in my class ahead of some nazi-designed hatchbacks but behind the other beaner-born, tea swilling hatchbacks.

In all seriousness, I had a lot of fun but I was not a fan of the course. It crossed over itself twice and the second crossover had a very narrow angle between the two paths, unlike the first one. Everyone got at least one or two DNFs but we all got 6 runs so it was all good. I had a 57.2 second run for my best along with 3 DNFs, a 62, and a 59 second run to round out my day. But it was 20$ so it was well spent.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/08/2014 at 23:17

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Aren't those Fiestas mostly German engineered like the current Focus?

feather-throttle-not-hair > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/08/2014 at 23:17

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Holy shit. 707 is A LOT of G's.

mad grip yo.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/08/2014 at 23:21

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Maybe. Don't really care. It's still not MURICAN enough to be a patriotic drive for the 4th of july when you consider some hero was driving this:

dogisbadob > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/08/2014 at 23:21

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The Fiesta is made in Meixco :p

The Focus is US-made, though.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > feather-throttle-not-hair 07/08/2014 at 23:22

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Until I run out of "G" and flip......then it reads as LOL

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > dogisbadob 07/08/2014 at 23:24

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Right. Built in america, assembled by mexican-americans down in flat rock, MI. I know that's beaner territory because my mom's side of the family is mexican and our family reunions are always downriver somewhere with an uncle or cousin or someone I don't know too well but I'll be damned if I'm going to turn down margaritas, tacos, and the chance to hit a rainbow donkey with a 5-iron just because my spanglish is poor.

YSI-what can brown do for you > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/08/2014 at 23:34

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Hey I have seen this car at the INR SCCA events! Where is this at?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > YSI-what can brown do for you 07/08/2014 at 23:40

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This was taken at the Furrin automotive group autocross weekend at Grand Valley university in allendale, MI. I don't know where he was from but his car was awesome. I worked during his heat and that thing looked like a blast to drive.

Vicente Esteve > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/08/2014 at 23:42

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YSI-what can brown do for you > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/08/2014 at 23:56

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It sounds friggin' amazing as well! Although, when he spins it goes really really fast.

JALOPNIK-IS-JEZEBEL-FOR-CARS > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/09/2014 at 00:02

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I love that first paragraph.... let's hope gawker doesn't EVER see this lol

Brian Silvestro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/09/2014 at 07:15

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Yes.